Embattled corrupt CEC Jacob Maundu Kakundi has laughed off the drive to impeach him as the work of lost simpletons.
Kakundi, a learned buffoon with a pride the size of Mt Kilimanjaro has vowed to buy off members of the adhoc committee that will be formed to investigate him. He dismissed the MCAs as tumundu twa nzaa na yua
“Avai kivila kii kila andu matesi twekie kuthooa na mbesa. Tell those villagers to behave themselves. What do they know about leadership? I will only dangle 10k to each of them and you will see how they melt like ice cream in summer” Kakundi told two of his associates at a secret den.
The proud bloke who is highly antisocial and a recluse also reminded those who care to listen that his appointment is irrevocable because he bribed his way into the government.
He claims to have bought Ngilu like stale boflo and therefore they are joined at the buttocks like Siamese twins.