Philandering DG Accused of Neglecting WIFE for Slay queens

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By OUR MOLE

GHOSIP: A popular Deputy Governor who is serving his first term in office is on the spot for allegedly neglecting and recklessly abandoning his family wife for slay queens with big bottoms!

The known philanderer, who is a common feature in sleazy bars in town, and who hopes to succeed his boss has allegedly abandoned his matrimonial home and is said to be eating life with a big spoon as his family ekes out a living in abject poverty.

Word is that the dejected mother of 7 had to travel from village to town to report his wayward husband to the Governor.

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The sad looking wife reported how her husband has neglected them and the poor children children for slay queens who are milking his cash left, right and centre to the chagrin of the wife.

After a session of careful deliberation the DG was summoned to explain why he has neglected his family.

The poor boy, whose appetite for ladies with big bonga points reminds us of the sex fuelled escapades that rival the White Highlands colonialists of Karen Blixen fame — was at pains to explain why his his mjulubeng is insatiable.

Our poor boy, ashamed and exposed was at pains to explain the reasons for his escapades, preferring instead to use a fallacy of persuasion known as Introduce a new topic – but his boss the Governor was not fooled!

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The heavily built chap went on to explain that he is being fought politically, but the sharp-witted Governor could not hear any of his petty excuses.

The Governor had to instruct the HR Department head and County Secretary to make sure that his salary, Per Diems, and allowances are forcefully subtracted and be given to the wife.

“You are not going to destroy and shame my Government because of your reckless family behaviour” the no-nonsense Governor is said to have fumed and scoffed.

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The man who loves to eat his life with a big spoon and whose love for the bottle and frothy drinks makes him garrulous as he hops from clubs to brothels is now frustrated a man after the Governor gave him a tongue lashing for abandoning his family.

We are yet to confirm if the boy will abandon his wayward ways – but as they say, old habits die hard!

Ends.

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