I Came, I Saw and Conquered – Mike Oliver Responds to Critics

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The Now popular Canadian Randy Man MIKE OLIVER has finally responded to his critics as Internet blast into Flames, you have not seen anything, he indeed conquered during his Mission.

Mike wrote, “I came, I saw, I conquered! When a friend of mine told me that Kenyan women are loose
I didn’t believe, couldn’t believe it
Until I came to Kenya for a holiday With a mission. And yes, I swung into action immediately, With post paid lodging services in major cities. I indiscriminately went for them, Tall – short- Slim and fat – Single and taken, Married but loose
I left no stone unturned.

Today I agree with my friend’s assertion: In fact loose is understatement of what these women are Just show them a dollar and you’ll see them shake
A dollar melts them like ice in summer, Perhaps my skin colour to excites them.

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Today I’m surprised some people want me arrested and Deported!
For which crime? Spending my own money? Having good time with cheap women? Or posting photos of us? Oh no Kenyans,
It’s willing buyer, willing seller deal, I forced no one, I raped no one, I just showed them a dollar.
If you can be terrified by those few photos, What if I posted all of them?

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I’m sure these hot videos would send you all into a comma
A rumour has it that I’m HIV positive, That’s neither here nor there, But if indeed I’m infected
Then it’s not I, but WE.

My aim of posting those few photos wasn’t to hurt anyone
I just wanted to show you how cheap your women are, Even those who call themselves “independent” women, Have you ever asked yourselves where they get their independence from? They trade their dignity for independence.

We have exploited them well without looking back’ I said WE because I’m not the only dignity buyer here, The rest aren’t brave enough to show it, Or maybe they haven’t hit the target.

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Consequently, I believe I’ve no case to answer, All the hundreds of women I’ve smashed were adults, And I paid for all the services they offered.
Those who accepted to eat peeled banana harvested more.
Kindly don’t crucify me, I will be leaving soon.
And for you cheap women, You can block me on social media
But you cannot un-moan my name! – Mike Oliver.

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